Found in Barcelona.

Not being a fluent Spanish speaker, I know little of what's written on the front but what's clear is that these are going to be pretty darn hot. There's fire coming out the crisps goddamit!

The crisp is of a new trend - the rolled corn crisp. I've seen it before in Doritos US and a few UK limited flavours. It makes for a real big crunch.

The flavour.. actually isn't that hot!? It's definitely limey... but the chilli is pretty light. A little afterburn in the back of your throat, but I wouldn't put it to being MUY PICANTE. Not impressed with these to be honest. The chilli flavouring isn't very nice or overly spicy. The lime is very artificial and the crisp while it starts real crunchy, leaves a soggy residue in your mouth afterwards. Not recommended.

1/10

Found in New York.

Holy Moly - this are some seriously large corn puffs! Like a wotsit except double the thickness and 5 times the length! 

A big old finger of a cheese puff.. in fact since it's halloween today.. I've taken a picture of them as my fingers. You're welcome.

These are.. intense! I love Sriracha but it is quite the punch and especially so in these crisps. Sriracha lovers will love these.. for other people - it might be best to stick to the normal cheddar puffs. Underneath the chilli hit you can tell that it's a really good quality cheese flavouring and a good light crunchy puff. 

But Chilli haters.. BEEEWWAAARRREEEE

7/10

Found in New York.


I'm always on the lookout when in the U S of A for New Orleans' very own Zapps- I first tried and fell in love with these in New Orleans itself and was delighted to stumble across this limited edition pack in a Brooklyn corner shop.


The flavour at first glance makes me think of the spicy- cheese doritos dip that I used to love so much (before they changed the recipe and became gross) you can still find that dip here- only it's made by Tostitos (it's highly recommended).


The crisp itself is what to expect from Zapps, a real wholesome kettle crunch from a curly crisp. Not too greasy, and the right amount of seasoning throughout the pack.


The flavouring unfortunately has not hit the spot.. it really leaves a lot to be desired. It's subtle but a little sickly, a hint of chili and a hint of creaminess and that's all. Not the end of the world, but I expected a lot better.


4/10

​Found in Las Vegas.

We get the off pack of cheetos here in the UK, but you'd be amazed by the variety of cheese puffs you can get in the US.. it really is insane and Cheetos lead the way.

Here we have one of their classics but something tells me it's not going to be the flamin hot I know and love in monster munch...

Wow! Opening the pack I'm blinded by the the volcanic glow of these insane crisps.. I have not saturated the picture my friends - this is how they look!

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And also - they're humungous! Usually when I see puffs this size - I think of the polystyrene- like crisps you get from a cheap offy. Luckily they've kept their crunch on these.

But the flavour is what I was expecting - a vinegary chemical spice mixed with cheese. Safe to say I won't be finishing this packet!

​1/10

These Mickey Mouse emblazoned crisps are for want of a better phrase, squeakin’ awful. How Disney allowed these snacks to be released I’ll never know. Seriously, I feel a brand reputation class action lawsuit coming on because these cheese flavoured maizey mouthfuls are the pits.


If you like Disney’s mascot then the packaging might please. Or even the shape of the crisps, though they can only loosely be described as Mickey Mouse’s head. They could equally be Scottish bagpipe sack, or mutilated cow’s udder, but the drift of the idea is there I guess. They’re also apparently made with 100% sunflower oil (so that’s nice I suppose) and for those who are affected by such things they are gluten free. But that’s pretty much where the positives about these snacks ends.


Made in Spain but found in Abu Dhabi, these ‘queso’ corn crisps really do give cheese flavoured snacks a bad name. The taste is so artificial and nasty. Off-Milk, Rancid-Cheddar or even Sweaty Socks would have been a more accurate description. I know baked corn goods aren’t everyone’s bag but I have to say I usually do enjoy a good non-potato snack. Not this time though. Still in-date, they tasted dry to the point of staleness. Marketed at kids, in a lightweight bag weighing in at just 8g which really is a blessing in disguise, Mooskys should be cute, fun and a tasty treat for your children. Instead, they’re a bally disgrace. Be gone foul demon!


1.5/10 (and that’s just because I feel sorry for the mouse).