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Kettle Chips - Patatas Bravas (DISCOVERIES)

27/11/2018

Another Gem from the Kettle Discoveries range - one of my favourite tastes from Spain.

No matter where you go for tapas- you're pretty much guaranteed a good patatas bravas. The classic staple of every tapas meal. Little potato cubes, cruncy on the outside, soft in the middle, covered in a tangy tomatoey-paprika sauce. Delish!

A crunchy kettle crisp is definitely the right crisp for the job, and the flavour sits well. I'm slightly put off by the Aioli - I feel that the garlic overtone is not needed here when there's such a great flavour in it already. For that I fear, it has lost points.

6.5/10

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Walkers - Pigs in Blankets (SPROUT LOVERS)

27/11/2018

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Ok - now that i've fully cleansed my mouth after the foulness that was Brussels Sprouts - i'm finally ready to taste the pack that i'm expecting to be my favourite in this range.. Pigs in Blankets - the best thing ever to grace the christmas table.

I have to say.. i'm pretty dissapointed here.. they're a bit sickly and fail in comparison to the mighty Pringles Pigs in blankets of yesteryear.

They're overly sweet without the richness needed from a good smokey bacon flavour. The sausage is the only thing to come through here.. and they're more lidl cheap party sausages than a proper Yorkshire banger.

4/10

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Walkers - Brussels Sprouts (SPROUT LOVERS)

27/11/2018

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Next up in Walkers' novelty christmas range - the one i've not been looking forward to AT ALL.

The only way Mummy crisp nation can get me eating Sprouts is by smothering them in Bacon. What i'm most confused by is that it's Brussels Sprouts and not Brussel Sprouts - that's news to me!

So enough dilly-dallying... it's time for them to enter my poor crisp palette.

The smell is... mushroomy. Not in a good way.

The taste is.... beleleiueygeiohgrlihseglih oh my lord... so so so gross.... WOW. How can they make it worse than the taste Brussels Sprouts???! I mean really.. It's sour, pungent and fungal. No. Just no.

How many more people will suffer my fate this christmas and end up with many uneaten Sprouts packets in the bin?

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Walkers - Turkey & Stuffing (Sprout LOVERS & HATERS)

27/11/2018

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So - first up in the Walkers Sprout Lovers & Haters range - one that's in both LOVERS & HATERS - Turkey & Stuffing.

The Meats and bones of the christmas meal, I guess it makes sense to be in both multipacks.

At first sniff - it has the smell of an OXO cube.

The taste.. I have to say is pretty accurate. I was expecting a roast chicken rip-off but they've actually thought about these. It tastes like Turkey that's dripping in a rich gravy followed by an aftertaste of herby stuffing.

I can almost smell the pop crackers in the air..

7/10

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Kettle Chips - Buttermilk Chicken & Sriracha Mayo (Discoveries)

27/11/2018

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I bloomin love a bit of Buttermilk Chicken and really dig a bit of Sriracha Mayo!

Saying that I’m usually pretty underwhelmed by chicken flavour crisps as they usually come across a little sickly - there’s something about roast chicken flavouring that can do that, but this has a real peppery tang to it that brings the chicken up a real treat. The spicy zing that comes from the Sriracha is a really great pairing. These are intense crisps, a real treat for the senses.

9/10

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Walkers - Chicken Tikka Masala

3/9/2018

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This range from Walkers celebrates the decades past in the UK. Something to touch on the nostalgia heartstrings?

Being born in the 80s, I've started right there... with a Chicken Tikka Masala. Indian food boomed in the 80s and you'd be hard pressed to find a town in England without a classic token Indian restaurant in it. They've gone with a pretty mild curry to please the masses, Tikka Masala, a herby, tomatoey flavour that should please most taste buds. Personally I feel the sweetness that are in these could perfectly round off a spicy crisp. The mixture of both spice and sweetness is a mix made in heaven.

I have enjoyed these though, they have a sweet chutney feel to them.

6/10

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Doritos - Honey Glazed Ribs & Lemon Blast (Collisions)

2/8/2018

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New from the Collisions range - a tale of two tales - and a review of two reviews!

The Honey glazed ribs are great, really smokey and sweet. The Lemon blast is like eating toilet cleaner I don’t mind the tinge of lemon that hits the ribs as a sweetness on bbq flavouring works well - but on its own... bleugh! No thanks!

4/10

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Kettle Chips - New York Deli (DISCOVERIES)

31/7/2018

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New from Kettle Chips - we have a classic New York Deli sandwich. Pastrami, Dill Pickle and Mustard.

Damn these are good. One of my favourite sandwiches put into crisp form. So good that I nearly forgot to review them!!!

The Smokey, peppery pastrami, seemless intertwines with the sweet dill pickle and a musty mustard hit to deepend the flavour. These truly are crisp kings.

Kettle have done an amazing sandwich justice.

Bravo.

10/10

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Doritos - Tangy Cheese & Tabasco (Roulette)

25/5/2018

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New from Doritos - a different take on their Roulette range! I loved the Roulette crisps they brought out last year, tangy cheese and the odd insanely hot - a great novelty.

Here we have a branded version, using Tabasco's hot pepper sauce as the surprised ingredient. I love Tabasco on most things, but especially with eggs.

The pack says that some of these chips are ULTRA SPICY. Well I have to say that I haven't experienced that - but what I have got is a really great deep cheese flavour - the mixture of the classic tangy cheese with the peppery hot sauce is just great and while they're not supposed to of mixed up - it really does create a great combo. Definitely not a big spicy hit.

Nom nom nom.

9/10

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Walkers - Jalapeno & Cheese (MAX STRONG)

7/3/2018

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Last up in the new MAX STRONG range from Walkers and these are supposedly the hottest of the lot, so I have liquids to hand just incase.

Jalapeno and cheese are so regularly tasted together in Mexican food which I love so I feel like already this is a good pairing. The tang of the Jalapeno matches the creamy slightly smokey cheese really well.

These are definitely extreme in flavour - although actually pretty palatable in terms of actual spice. They're super cheesy, which makes for interesting breathe and I think they wouldn't make their way into a share sized bag.. but the flavour is good and i'm satisfied with this addition to the range.

7/10

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